Ladies and Gentlemen I am back, don’t hold your breath those because A: it’s silly and B: I’m not sure for how long!
I did however think it was about time to dig out the old legend section and blog about my favourite girl band No Angels! Starting at minus one seeing a they haven’t been formed yet in this clip!
They began life on defunked in the UK but going string in Germany, TV show Popstars! There like the German Girls Aloud.. well they started before girls aloud but no two of them look manly enough to be compared to Hear’say!
Lets just watch this clip and enjoy!
0.02: First up Lucy looking a little bit like a crazy drunk singing in a bus station, yes we’ve all seen/been them! Her voice sound like she’s on a vibrating platform, and the woman to the right of her in blue is clearly too old for a girlgroup! Nice to see Dame Shirley Clamp’s auditioning wearing a stripy top!
Next up Vanessa (Vany). Either she need the toilet bad or she’s actually a wind-up toy. Why are they filming the back of her head? Is that wear her cogs are?
This clip of Sandy makes me laugh so so much! I don’t know if it’s her dragged through a hedge look, the fact she only semi knows what she’s singing yet appears very emotional, or her brilliant hand gestures/sign language.
Here’s my girl.. Nadja! I love this ladies voice! The hand on hip makes her look a little like she’s telling the judges off! Was that Jordan (Katie Price) sitting behind her?
Wow.. here goes the Hippy Librarian looking Jessica. The pretending to be asleep act makes the “For youuuuu” bit even scarier! Demon eyes!
2:13: Watching this clip makes me remember how much I loved Popstars. How they believed getting people to scream over a random old track that wouldn’t last a day in the top 40 would make a great testing ground for a new pop act! Someone shut Jessica up! Vany looks bored as hell and Lucy does her usual ‘crazy’ faces while dressed as half sheep half boy!
2.55: There not trying to be the new Spice Girls honest!
3:15: what the hell is Nadja eating? Is that a whole mango? Who chomps mangos? She’s quite thirsty I would guess!
3:48: Here comes the group dance! Some of the most hilarious Popstars moment occur here!
4:36: Someone needs a new song!
5:00: Cheer Up love!
5:09: Yes she really did make the band! Love the moves though!
6:25: That is the face of “Oh not that song again!” or maybe she’s still trying to get over Jessica!
6:54: Now she’s heard herself! Tears a plenty!
Well the bad were formed and I’ll teach you all about them in the coming blogs!
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